Bookworm With A Legal Twist Gifts

CEO on trial

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'I'd better start on your appeal.'