Bookworm Who Loves Surprises Gifts

"Wanna play?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Childhood

Small child checks out a book.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.