Bookworm Who Loves Surprises Mugs

"Wanna play?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

K9 Literati

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Small child checks out a book.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Childhood

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'