Bookworm Jester Gifts

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"