Bookstore Owners Gifts

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Bookstore giants discussed a merger, but borders objected to the name 'Barnes,& Noble without borders'.'

'It's all in my new book about the sky falling, the stock market falling, global warming, and how it all fits together...'

'He's been very lucky - itstarted off as a suicide note!'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Cut Price

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Myths and legends...

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Rodin's Browser

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Self Help / Elf Help.

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!