Bookish Wizards Gifts

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

The Wizard.