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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Audio Books

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

So Far So Good

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Who Wore It Best?

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Nick Cave

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

Leisure Editor

Leonard Cohen

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'