Bookish Marine Biologists Gifts

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The one that got away

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Food Chain

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"They're so like us."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Leak in the fish tank.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."