Book Sale Mugs

'How to survive chapter 11.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

No-Work Orange

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Paranormal A-Z...

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge