Book Sale Pillows

'How to survive chapter 11.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Television Readers.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge