Book Fair Pillows

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Face painting.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Southwark Fair.

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Audio Books

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Flyfishing for dummies.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder