Book Deal Pillows

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Book Deal

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Rare Books

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'