Bookselling Mugs

"Yep, pretty pleased with that display."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Selling lemon latt�

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Blue Stockings

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

No-Work Orange

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

Rare Books

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Paranormal A-Z...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."