Bookselling Mugs

"Yep, pretty pleased with that display."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Selling lemon latt�

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

No-Work Orange

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Silence of the Chickens...

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

Paranormal A-Z...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'