Book Seller Mugs

Book stall at a railway station

"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."

BOOKSHOP, 'Do you have 'Books for Dummies'?' 'Well, duh!'

Book on selling.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'How to survive chapter 11.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Author does not do tricks."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.