Sale Season Mugs

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Last Chance for Everything.

Giant Sale!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Jeans sale

Sale today - 50% off everything!

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Sale! Everything Reduced!

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

It was on sale

Santa opens Summer Sale.

Garbage Sale - Sunday

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"