Springtime Sale Mugs

Home Station. Ernie thought he was going to be a big movie star. What that didn't happen, he got a job here at the household goods store. How his favorite event of the year is this springtime parking lot sale where all of the warm weather items are brought out. There are variable-speed models, ones that are energy efficient. He gets to put on his sunglasses and and say ... As you can see, I have a huge number of fans!

Cut Price

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Giant Sale!

Last Chance for Everything.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The days are longer but in a good way."

The Gardeners' Calendar: May - The Birds Will Be a Delight This Month

Easter Bonnet

Jeans sale

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Shove' (at big sale).

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

Hope of spring.

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Spring Onion

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

Mr. Rabbit

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Spring Violinist

Sale! Everything Reduced!

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!