Book-loving Uncle Gifts

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Isabel Allende

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Dog traps the postman.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Pianist.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Mobile Phones

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

With Jury Duty for All

Santa Claus walks dogs

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Two idiots don't make a good gift!'

Mrs Gummidge casts a damp on our Departure

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!