Dog-loving Uncle Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

'I bet he buried something really big there.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog traps the postman.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Dog Igloo.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

Pets on holiday.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"The dog wants out again!"

With Jury Duty for All

Farmer and the Loove Dog!

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

"I'm an assistance dog."

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Okay, Ben, drop the anchor, but be careful, I just tarred the rope.'

'Enough, George... I let you get the stupid pool. I'm not going to cut your dinner into little pieces and dump it in.'

Dog helping scientist.

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Teacher's Pet

'I'm not here!'