Book Fairs T-Shirts

Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Face painting.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Southwark Fair.

No-Work Orange

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Tension filled the tent.

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"