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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

The Month of August

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Right here's the problem, apparently you have a novel in you"

'Yeah? Well I hate your guts too, but you're his dog and I'm his wife, so let's try to get along.'