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"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Do it yourself books.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Tree Funeral

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Cook in the cookery section.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."