Book-cooking Aficionado Mugs

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Do it yourself books.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Tree Funeral

Cook in the cookery section.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

The joy of sects.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'