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Powerful bookends.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

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"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

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"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

Happy graph.

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'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"

"What a week!"

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"I'm looking for something accurate but deceivingly hopeful."

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

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