Classic Book Challenger T-Shirts

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

AI

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

Selling Justice

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

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