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"I must have completely lost track of time."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Lawnmower

Mental Health System Breakdown

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

Selling Justice

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Spring cleaning.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."