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"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Took On Too Much

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

One-man band rehearsal.

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

Hourglass Dumptruck

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'So, how long will this take?'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Quicksands of time

Outstanding Time Management

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'