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Speed reading class.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

The World's Biggest Book Club

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'He was a great writer'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Tequila Mockingbird

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Month of August

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Women who Read Too Much

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Bookworm group

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

One book... One book... One book...

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Dog Book Club

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'