Book Racing Enthusiasts Mugs

Speed reading class.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'He was a great writer'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Tequila Mockingbird

So You've Cloned Yourself

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Month of August

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Women who Read Too Much

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Bookworm group

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Dog Book Club

One book... One book... One book...

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'