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"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Final words on gravestones.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Snapshots in Time

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.