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"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Final words on gravestones.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Snapshots in Time

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Ariana Grande caricature

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.