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'What a great Sunday this has been....

Reading my Critics

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Big Newspaper Delivery

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Are those my slippers?!"

The Month of August

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Book market

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."