Boob Job Enhancement T-Shirts

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

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'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

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"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

Hip hop Santa.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

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"Stock photo, right?"

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

"Supersize me."

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'If you have any problems with the nose job, take two selfies and send them in the morning.'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

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'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

Rhonda was over the moon with the results of her first-ever face-lift.

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

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"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

"So you went ahead with the facelift?"

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

'Don't tell me she hasn't had plastic surgery!'

'You're foreman at a lumber yard. I wish you wouldn't tell people you're chairman of the boards.'

'I want you to go home and think about this for a week - a nose job mustn't be a casual thing.'