Bonus Culture Critic Pillows

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

Sanctions planned for bankers bonuses.

"Not more bonus revelations!"

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I'm after the history section."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"How is it in Russia?"