Bonsai Magician Gifts

Bonsai trees.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

If Disney was a software company

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Snowing Money.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."