Bones T-Shirts

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

An early space launch attempt.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Very funny!'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Prepper Dog

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Gun Ego

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

A Kangermoo

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"Get names!"

Make a Wish

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

No! The new mining bill hasn't passed yet!