Bones Pillows

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

An early space launch attempt.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Very funny!'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Prepper Dog

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"We need to put in more bones."

Gun Ego

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

A Kangermoo

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

Make a Wish

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"Get names!"

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'