Bonding Expert Pillows

Father and son with matching beer crates.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Networking

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

D.I.Y with dad.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

Model Building

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Just tell us who's winning."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'