Bon Voyage Prints

'Bon fromage!'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'One carry-on!'

'He must be going economy!'

'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Set sail

Beach con-man.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Tourists in Egypt

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Boy slides down handrail.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

'It's not the alcohol I crave, it's the social life.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"Say bye-bye."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

'I just can't believe you've been masquerading as an internet user all these years.'

"My kind of course."

' and we'll give you a bonus everytime you score!'

Cosmic!

"Getting a year end bonus makes me feel like I'm paid fairly for at least this one pay period."

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

'But Sir we are still in port...'

DANGER - hook and worm...!

The Coffin Ships

'Dailey's get their toaster back?'

Coucou!

'I believe each testament should have some gibberish that people think are prophesies.'