Bon Voyage Prints

'Bon fromage!'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'One carry-on!'

'He must be going economy!'

'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Set sail

Beach con-man.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Tourists in Egypt

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Boy slides down handrail.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

'It's not the alcohol I crave, it's the social life.'

The man who finally got his account in the black

"Say bye-bye."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

'I just can't believe you've been masquerading as an internet user all these years.'

' and we'll give you a bonus everytime you score!'

"Getting a year end bonus makes me feel like I'm paid fairly for at least this one pay period."

"My kind of course."

Cosmic!

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

'But Sir we are still in port...'

'I need to be chastised for the size of my bonus.'

DANGER - hook and worm...!