Bon Voyage Party Prints

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

That party went well.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

Swing dancers.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'He must be going economy!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Set sail

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'One carry-on!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

A girl with a dog and balloons