Bon Voyage Party Prints

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Face painting by numbers.

That party went well.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Swing dancers.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'He must be going economy!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Set sail

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Do that again, but cuter."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'One carry-on!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

A girl with a dog and balloons