Bonjour Enthusiast Prints

Coucou!

Welcome to the Team

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Romances

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Albert Einstein

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

"These things just aren't selling."

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Canadian Geese

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

Sorry you're leaving.

Fall in Canada

Personalized Greetings

Rashid was very proud of his new 'good luck' watch!

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

"Three Wild Turkeys."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

"Wishing you a Merry Lockdown as I go 'sip-sip glug-glug' from the bottle of exquisite Italian liqueur I'd hoped to present to you both in person!"