Bonjour Enthusiast Pillows

Coucou!

Welcome to the Team

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Romances

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"These things just aren't selling."

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

Sorry you're leaving.

Personalized Greetings

Rashid was very proud of his new 'good luck' watch!

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

"Three Wild Turkeys."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

"Wishing you a Merry Lockdown as I go 'sip-sip glug-glug' from the bottle of exquisite Italian liqueur I'd hoped to present to you both in person!"

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

Adage: 'The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong.'