Bombing Beautician Gifts

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Early photobombing

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hot Pie Therapy

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

A Manicure

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Your mascara is running."