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"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

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'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."