Bold Tastebuds Gifts

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Ice Cream Flavors

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Give me the horse meat stew, at least that way I'll know what I'm eating.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

How to sell healthy food...

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"Dinner's ready."

Pizza Restaurant sign reads: Under Old Management with New Owners.

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

'What are you doing putting ketchup on my souffle??? I worked all day on that! Are you out of your mind??'

Coffee Time

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

'Savage little brute, isn't it?'

'No, no - Style over Substance.'