Bodybuilder Humorist Gifts

'Your body building programme is giving you that oven ready look!'

"Hey, about those steroids you sold me. . ."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Bench Press Accident

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Robber on treadmill

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Fast Food Dieter

Important Muscles.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Hero of the Beach?