Bodybuilder Humorist Gifts

'Your body building programme is giving you that oven ready look!'

"Hey, about those steroids you sold me. . ."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Fast Food Dieter

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Important Muscles.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

Hero of the Beach?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."