Body Positivity Champion Gifts

Women's bottoms read Foxy and Attractive, Fun-loving and Sensual.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

If you've got it flaunt it...If you've got too much of it.

'I don't diet because Norman prefers larger women.'

"I didn't go on a diet to wear this!"

Slimming Club with wide door for new members.

'I'm a fat man trapped in a pencil neck body.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

Do you have anything with a wider mirror?

'Up in the air I go flying again'

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me, trying to get in.'

'Silicon timebomb'

"Does my body make me look fat?"

On the beach

Anorexic flora.

"They're not sagging. I'm just letting them grow out!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"I'm still trying to figure out how to make this 'eight hundred pound gorilla' thing work for me."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Breast Height Chart

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"That's a big fat lie!"