Bobblehead Collector Pillows

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Did you just say "I'm stuck with a sand person and a rabbi head"? I did. I was dating a rabbi who was really into "Star Wars," so I got this great idea for a first date. I took her to this guy I know who makes bobbleheads while you wait. You've got a "bobblehead guy"? What kind of conniving Lothario has a "bobblehead guy"? The successful kind.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

Mount Bobblemore.

Kid to mom about funky dog: 'I'm not complaining, Mom, but when can I get one that's not a bobblehead?'

'Our founder.'

"Sure it's lonely at the top, Syms. But I don't need a Donald Trump bobblehead."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Brick Salesman

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Ad Valorem

"Someday, son, all this crap will be yours."

When boomerangs argue.

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Boomeringue.

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Witches

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Birthday boomerang

Boomerang

80's Teen

Peter Dinklage

Bad news - you got termites.

"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"

Bauble

Bjorn Borg

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

Maybe you can make it a bobblehead!