Bobblehead Collector Pillows

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

Kid to mom about funky dog: 'I'm not complaining, Mom, but when can I get one that's not a bobblehead?'

'Our founder.'

"Sure it's lonely at the top, Syms. But I don't need a Donald Trump bobblehead."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Brick Salesman

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Ad Valorem

When boomerangs argue.

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Witches

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

Birthday boomerang

"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"

80's Teen

Bauble

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

Dressing the tree

You had me at baubles!

"Wine's good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Looks like they're flying north for the winter, Bruce."

'Of course we're 'Yes Men.' We're bobble-heads.'

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'