Boatless Adventurer Gifts

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Fish hunting for men.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Viking Loch Ness

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's my boy!"

Cruise.

"International trade"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'No surf?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Desert Planet

'Boat Launch'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

Canoeing Incorrectly

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"