Boating Stitcher Gifts

Sportknitting

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"I love your work!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Quilting Bee.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Boating Reflection

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'You need a new bobbin.'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

Fish Farming

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

Whale.

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Oar-topsies.

How's the sweater coming along?