Boating Stitcher Mugs

Sportknitting

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"I love your work!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Quilting Bee.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Boating Reflection

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'You need a new bobbin.'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

Motor Channel Crossing.

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

Fish Farming

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

Whale.

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Oar-topsies.

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.