Sweater Stitcher Mugs

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

How's the sweater coming along?

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Sportknitting

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Cat walking dog.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

My tail's cold.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

A woman knits from a globe.

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

You can ask for a thread there!

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Woman knitting the sea

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Annual sportknitting Derby

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'